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Does Bloke Ever Sleep?
…I’m not convinced that he’s human. Get your stakes, garlic and silver bullets ready.
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Re: Does Bloke Ever Sleep?
I’ve talked about this with him, can’t recall what he said.
But I’ve posted my theories before
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The entity known as Bloke is a fraudulous fiction. “Bloke” really is a sweatshop in Thailand, where 60 genetically modified savants work 20 hour shifts under the encouragement of drumbeats.
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Well, I guess that answers the whole “pause time or invisibility discussion”…
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Nobody ever sees him or knows anybody that ever worked directly for him, but anybody could be working for Bloke. You never know. That is his power. The greatest trick the Bloke ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn’t exist.
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Oh my DOG. bloke is Kaiser Soze
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Are you trying to get a rise out of me, Agent Kujan?
(P.S. Keyser Söze dreams of having as much hair as me)
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Re: Does Bloke Ever Sleep?
…he certainly cannot fit as much food in his mouth.
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I love this place.
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